Sailor A: “Well, there goes another theory!”Ī doctor, a dentist and a lawyer were in a boat together when a wave came along and washed them all overboard. Sailor A: “I hear fish is good brain food.” “What do you call a sail with only two corners?” Sighing, the deck hand said: “OK, I’ll let you in with those, but just don’t start anything.” “This is all I could find to put around my neck,” he said. That should be OK.”Īfter some time, the sailor comes out with a pair of jumper cables. The dockhand, not wanting to turn away a customer, said: “Well, why don’t you just find something that approximates a tie. “Well, go down below and put one on,” said the dockhand. “Of course I don’t have a tie on,” replied the sailor, “I’m on a boat!” This establishment has a necktie policy, and you are not wearing one.” The dockhand says, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t let you dine here today. The bartender says, “Oh my God! What is it? What do you have?”Ī sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock to eat lunch. The sailor replies, “Well, you’d drink that fast too, if you had what I have.” The bartender is very impressed and exclaims, “Wow.
The bartender pours out the shots, and the sailor drinks them as fast as he can. A thirsty sailor runs from his boat to the nearest bar and shouts to the bartender, “Give me twenty shots of your best scotch, quick!”
